Day 3

So far so good, I'm on day 3 and still no food although, I did have an almond 2 days ago and smoked a cig but that was all! I'm looking forward to day 4,5,6, and 7 when things are suppose to be easier, for now I'll remain wanting every piece of good that I come accross

Day 1

Hi everyone ! Ok so today is my first day on the cleanse. As I type I'm drinking a quart of sea salt water...I thought it was going to be worst, I'm not saying it's good either, but it's just not as bad, the only thing is that it's so much of it ! I still have half a quart to go and I'm ready to throw up =/ It'll get better...RIGHT ? So on my pre-cleanse day which was yesterday, I tried to eat as much as I could, so I did, I had cake, mom's cooking and way, WAY more lol. You're not allowed to smoke or drink on the cleanse so I had my last cigarette yesterday and I'm feeling nicotine hungry already ! I think my nicotine craving is the only thing that's gonna be very frustrating considering that I get bitchy when I don't have my ciggs, according to the book, aftere the cleanse, my body is not going to need nicotine because it'll be out of my system, but until then I'm gonna just pass by through every smoker wishing I was them !

2 days before

It's Sunday 12:43 and ugh, the day went by pretty quick (thanx daylight savings!) Well let me get to the point, I'm commiting for 13 days or more to an extreme lemon diet, most commonly reffered to as "The Master Cleanse" or "The Beyonce Diet" which technically consist of just liquid... and not just any liquid, it's strictly a lemon water with grade b maple syrup (which has to be organic and cost about $20 per bottle) and cayenne pepper, doesn't sound bad yet ? well it gets worst, I have to start my days by drinking a quart of sea salt water ! yes ! salt water, couldn't I just get that straight from rockaway beach ? I don't know, apart from that I have to end my days with a hot laxative herbal tea, I'm thinking about just sleeping in the bathroom while i'm on this detox lol. I know some of you are wondering "why is she blogging about this?" Well simply cause I've tried the detox before and managed to last only 3 days on it because I simply had NO MOTIVATION ! So I thought, "Hey ! maybe if I blog about my detox adventure I'd feel like I'm not alone and it would motivate me to stick to the detox for as long as I can." I can't lie, I'm pretty nervous, I feel like I'm giving myself a calculus test, mind you I HATE MATH AND I'M PRETTY BAD AT IT TOO, but we'll see how it goes. Tomorrow's shopping day. Detox, here we GO !