It's Sunday 12:43 and ugh, the day went by pretty quick (thanx daylight savings!) Well let me get to the point, I'm commiting for 13 days or more to an extreme lemon diet, most commonly reffered to as "The Master Cleanse" or "The Beyonce Diet" which technically consist of just liquid... and not just any liquid, it's strictly a lemon water with grade b maple syrup (which has to be organic and cost about $20 per bottle) and cayenne pepper, doesn't sound bad yet ? well it gets worst, I have to start my days by drinking a quart of sea salt water ! yes ! salt water, couldn't I just get that straight from rockaway beach ? I don't know, apart from that I have to end my days with a hot laxative herbal tea, I'm thinking about just sleeping in the bathroom while i'm on this detox lol. I know some of you are wondering "why is she blogging about this?" Well simply cause I've tried the detox before and managed to last only 3 days on it because I simply had NO MOTIVATION ! So I thought, "Hey ! maybe if I blog about my detox adventure I'd feel like I'm not alone and it would motivate me to stick to the detox for as long as I can." I can't lie, I'm pretty nervous, I feel like I'm giving myself a calculus test, mind you I HATE MATH AND I'M PRETTY BAD AT IT TOO, but we'll see how it goes. Tomorrow's shopping day. Detox, here we GO !
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